i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
the best of darren criss’ listen up tour at the anaheim house of blues
I can’t even comment on this right now.
I am flipping shit rn. Kurt bb. You deserve everything. Why do you get nothing?
And people say Quinn has it the worst
^
can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Cardiff
there is a legit memorial wall
with a plaque and everything
for a fictional character
also John Barrowman was there
i hate complaining bc i know it annoys people but i still complain all the time
that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
when i hear the name zayn malik my legs open slightly






